Soon, I won't need to start every post with something along the lines of "this summer I missed *** because I didn't have Internet". Tonight, though, I am excited to finally be able to enter MadKane's Weekly Limerick-Off after my summer hiatus.
This week's theme is whining, with the given first line choices being:
"A fellow who tended to whine"
"A woman who tended to whine"
The theme is fitting for me right now, as I feel like three-quarters of all my mental posts are whiny, which is why they are only written in my head at the moment. Anyway, here is my entry for this week's Limerick-off.
A fellow who tended to whine
Sure his stars would never align,
He'd bitch and he'd moan,
"a dog can't catch a bone"
While buffing his Porsche to a high shine.
I'm not altogether satisfied with this entry; if I come up with something more humorous before the week is up, I'll post it as well.
Thanks for stopping by!